Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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