He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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