i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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