Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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