No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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