North Korea, Best Korea!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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