You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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