he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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