Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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