I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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