Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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