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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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