nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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