I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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