Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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