i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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