As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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