That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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