Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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