doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Randomize
