i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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