dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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