She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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