i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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