It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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