Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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