It was confusing and full of hummus
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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