I puked a lego.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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