yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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