i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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