I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
