The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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