I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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