Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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