kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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