It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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