She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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