apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
