He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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