Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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