so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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