its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
ttyl tear gas
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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