My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
