Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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