Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we made out on top of his cat.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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