Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Randomize
