check it out our google latitudes are spooning
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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