yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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