there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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