hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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