Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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