As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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