btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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