As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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