Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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