I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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