Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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