is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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